What Andy Rooney says about women over 30 - Anabolic Steroids

Voodoo · #1 (**permalink**) 03-24-2005, 09:40 AM

written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask," What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"...here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

Janus · #2 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 12:35 AM

All the women I chat with online or closer to 40 then 30. I'm 26.
I wouldn't mind a over 30 girl...at all

firefighter1014 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 12:56 AM

Plus chicks over 30 are better cooks, and usually know how to clean a house.

Deacon · #4 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 08:09 AM

the old song says "older women are beautiful lovers" and its true - you never have to tell a woman over 30 what to do - many times she will tell you!

I would take a woman over 30 in bed over a 20 year old any day

Reverend Satan · #5 (**permalink**) 03-25-2005, 08:59 AM

I always say women who take care of themselves don't reach their physical prime until their 30's. Unfortunately, most don't and look like shit by their 20's.

Women in their 30's and 40's do seem to be much cooler.