G-Spot.. Thor, Cutie, and Puddles....and any other ladies that have found theirs...

[Puddles]

Go to a kitchen wares store and buy yourself a new kitchen gadget.

I bet a small wisk with a condom (or saran wrap) placed over it would work nicely.

Or something with a long, thick round handle. My big soup pot ladel has a handle that would work nicely. Don't use wood as that would hold bacteria.

Don't forget cucumbers or zucchini squash. However, frozen bannanas do not work, they melt too fast. :hide

[Puddles]

If you're worried about that pee feeling and the mess you might make, just do it in the bathtub. Lay down a towel on the bottom of the tub to keep you warm and enjoy yourself. Remember to bear down instead of clenching up.

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Puddles

Go to a kitchen wares store and buy yourself a new kitchen gadget.

I bet a small wisk with a condom (or saran wrap) placed over it would work nicely.

Or something with a long, thick round handle. My big soup pot ladel has a handle that would work nicely. Don't use wood as that would hold bacteria.

Don't forget cucumbers or zucchini squash. However, frozen bannanas do not work, they melt too fast. :hide

LOL, I don't know if I could actually go "kitchen gadget" shopping without giggling the whole time. I'm not to sure if I'd be down with using things I would cook with for.... other purposes. I can't see myself stirring Mac-n Cheese for the kids with something I came all over. :laugh :laugh :laugh

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Puddles

If you're worried about that pee feeling and the mess you might make, just do it in the bathtub. Lay down a towel on the bottom of the tub to keep you warm and enjoy yourself. Remember to bear down instead of clenching up.

hmmmmm...this is an idea.... if I had a freaking bathtub in my bathroom!
No worries... I'ma get this figured out one way or another.

[Pammie]

Originally Posted by Puddles

Go to a kitchen wares store and buy yourself a new kitchen gadget.

I bet a small wisk with a condom (or saran wrap) placed over it would work nicely.

Or something with a long, thick round handle. My big soup pot ladel has a handle that would work nicely. Don't use wood as that would hold bacteria.

Don't forget cucumbers or zucchini squash. However, frozen bannanas do not work, they melt too fast. :hide

I knew puddles would like this! :woot

[Puddles]

Originally Posted by Voodoo

LOL, I don't know if I could actually go "kitchen gadget" shopping without giggling the whole time. I'm not to sure if I'd be down with using things I would cook with for.... other purposes. I can't see myself stirring Mac-n Cheese for the kids with something I came all over. :laugh :laugh :laugh

Um...you don't have to actually use it to cook with silly girl! :argh

[Voodoo]

I don't think I would be able to explain why I keep a kitchen untensil in the bedroom though... that would be an odd conversation. :laugh:laugh

[Puddles]

Voo.

Step #1. Buy a kitchen utencil (appropirate for satisfying yourself).

Step #2. Take said utencil and put it in the kitchen when you get home. (Placement can be up in the little tiny cabinet over the fridge where you never go into regularly or mixed in with the cleaning products which your husband doesn't use).

Step #3. When he's outta the house and the kids are napping pleasure yourself with said object.

Step #4. Smile while you're cleaning and putting said object away.



Stop coming up with excuses, Voo! You can do this!

I'm thinking one of those hand blenders might be good. Used without attachments you could use it on your clit. You could reverse it and use the handle part for penetration.

If you need more help than I've given you here we gotta hook up in person. I'll take you shopping, find a good hiding spot, and teach you how to "cook."

[Voodoo]

Originally Posted by Puddles

or mixed in with the cleaning products which your husband doesn't use).

Have you already met my spouse???
Or are psychic?

Ok, I can't do a kitchen utensil.... it won't work for me. I'm just not into it.
I think ima just hafta get me a real toy and tell him to kiss my ass when he finds it.

[Puddles]

I'm glad you're getting yourself a real toy.

I'll give you a few links for some that I like.

http://www.adameve.com/vibrators/g-s...c-9825-23.aspx



http://www.adameve.com/vibrators/g-s...-10585-23.aspx




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