Steven Seagal vs. Chuck Norris.

[Morskaya_Pekhota]

Originally Posted by CJP

I have to say i'm kinda surprised that more people havent voted on this. It seems like alot more people would have an opinion on this.

Die Seagal Die!!!!!!!

They're afraid. Chuck sees all!!!

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[Floridagrowin]

Originally Posted by CHIQUITITA

My vote goes to Walker Texas Ranger..... and his man coat.


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I'm voting for Seagal just because this picture makes me want to puke

[kev819]

Originally Posted by MrV

need i say more?

Chuck Norris Facts

Ive always liked "When Chuck Noris has sex hes always on top, because Chuck Noris never fucks up!!"

But I'm Segal all the way!!

[undercoverpcola]

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN!! LOL...I KNOW YALL HAVE SEEN THOSE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ONLINE RIGH?? LOL CHECK OUT A FEW

DID YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS TEARS CURE CANCER??...ITS TOO BAD HE NEVER CRYS!!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

[gpack28]

I'm giving it to Chuck. Just about every fight goes to the ground and I think Chuck would be a little better at it. I think Seagal would flop around like a fish out of water.

[scottvckrs]

seagal all the way!!!

[llessuresaj]

Norris, always been my favorite.