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    how are steroids made?

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    They make a cow or horse pee in a jar then it is dehydrated to powder fprm and then mixed with oil etc.
    The hardest part is getting the animal to pee in the jar. You have to hold it for them (the jar that is.)
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    you sure its not your pee that they dehydrate?
    seeling slogan "to be strong like buf, inject a little buf" well actually that sounds ***!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bufbiker View Post
    They make a cow or horse pee in a jar then it is dehydrated to powder fprm and then mixed with oil etc.
    The hardest part is getting the animal to pee in the jar. You have to hold it for them (the jar that is.)
    I bet BUF broke down laughing multiple times when we replied to this.

    After reading this now I know where the term EQ came from, equestrians......hahahahahahaha
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    Shhhh, dont mention the ocean Ostriche....oops, too late
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    You done it now danno...
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    I am trying to come up with something funny... but I am out of word. lol

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    Essence of Buff...

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    wow.....i need some dam farm animals now

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    I told my senior grad professor the concept of producing steroids for livestock urine. After about 5 minutes of laughter, he suggested we should do that. It would be the "green" thing to do.

    If you really must know, I can sort of lay it out. We make similar structures all the time in lab. All steroids are derived from cholesterol. It's easily extracted from animal fats and other body parts. Cholesterol then goes through a series of hydrations, alkylations, oxidations, etc... with various enzymes and reactants to produce new products. You can produce estrogen, testosterone and its derivatives, or corticosteroids.

    Steroids can also be manufactured "from scratch" via a lengthy and costly series of mechanisms. It's a rather complicated process and unless you are a chemist or happen to be bored and want to brush up on organic chemistry.......really isn't that exciting. Once the hormone is made, it is either left as is (test base) or esterfied via one of my favorite mechanisms: fisher esterfication. This produces the various short and long chain esters.

    The esters are then dissolved in sterile oil and then purified and re-sterified. Voila, steroids for you.

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